Shawn Michaels |
Mick Foley |
Glenn Jacobs (aka Kane) |
| When
he actually was the heartbreak kid...
he was a boy, and he had toys... |
Before
he started torturing his body for our amusement,
he was Mrs. Foley's baby boy... |
Before
he was the Big Red Machine, he was just a little redheaded
kid... Actually, we think he was about 6 months old here,
and probably about 5'6"...
|
Shane Douglas |
The Rock |
Kevin Nash |
| Before
he was Dean Douglas, before the Franchise (with super-hero
outfit), and even before Francine... he was your standard
issue white kid.
|
Before
he was the People's Champion, the Corporate Champion,
or whatever, he was ... a little girl? |
Before
he was Big Daddy Cool or Big Sexy, he was Little Baby
Drool or Little Cutie...
|
Roddy Piper |
Chyna |
Kenny Shamrock |
| Before
he was Rowdy Roddy, he was ... well... just scary...
|
Before
she was the 9th Wonder of the World, she just wondered
...
|
Before
he was the Worlds Most Dangerous Man, he was ... uh...
a gigolo...?
|
Jerry "The King" Lawler |
Marc Mero
|
Bill Goldberg |
| Before
the infamous "Kaufman incident" and before he
was the "King" he was just... a GEEK!
|
Before
he was Johnny B. Badd, he was Baby B. Chubsy. |
Before
he was revving up to scream, he was revving up to squeal
"AAAH-goo!" |
Al Snow |
Brian Christopher |
Paul Bearer |
Before
Al had Head, he
had Phone. (parents will
just give kids anything to
pose with, won't they?) |
Before
he was "Too Sexy", his table cloth shirt was just
"Too Loud!" |
Before
the Mortuary, he was a Munchkin from Wizard of Oz. |
Bradshaw |
Bret Hart |
Brian Adams |
Before
he was a Blackjack, he was just the neighborhood menace.
(Bostin really wants to smack this kid...) |
Before
he was the Hitman, he was the kid that got hit.
(We think it may be because of that Ernie shirt)..
|
Before
Crush, he considered being called Tweety Head.
(We still think he's really cute!) |
Road Dogg Jesse James |
Jeff Jarrett |
Jim Ross |
| Before
he was a New Age Outlaw, he was playing baseball in his
outlaw jammies. |
Before
he warned us "Don't Piss Me Off", he warned his
parents: "Don't Take My Picture", "Don't
Dress Me Funny", "Don't Put Me On a Stool"... |
Before
he was the voice of reason in WWF announcing, he looked
like that Omen kid???? |
Ken Shamrock |
|
X-Pac (Sean Waltman) |
| Before
he was the King of the Octogon, he was King of the Playpen. |
|
Before
he was the 1-2-3 Kid, he was the Ah-Gah-Goo Kid.
|
Brian Pillman |
|
Owen Hart |
Rest in
Peace Brian,
we'll miss ya. |
|
Rest in
Peace, Owen
Your legend lives on... |
